sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
I’m such a slut for reassurance!!!!!! like tell me how much u love me!!!! KINKY AF
(via the-human-stain-k)
over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid
the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess
the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up
(via mrs-misty-eyed)












